Saturday, June 25, 2011

A perfect husband?

I always thought I had the best husband alive. He helps around the house, he's a great dad, a loving husband and my best friend. While those are not all the values we look for in a man, those are biggies, and my darling fulfills all the criteria and I am a lucky girl.

My hubby also goes out of his way to get me whatever I want.

But the other day I found a guy that is even better than my hubby. What? Seriously, is there better?

Every girl reading this blog knows that men have a big problem with a girl's shoe-obsession. Why they call it an obsession I don't know. We just like shoes and we NEED shoes. "Obsession" is such an ugly word, unless it is used in the context of sport-obsession, for instance. Obsession is the word that best matches some dude sitting on the couch, eating chips and drinking beer, watching the game.

So back to this guy from Louisville, Ky. I found.

He actually catered to girls' needs by shoplifting shoes on order. That's right, customers sent him orders via text message and he'd go steal shoplift the shoes for them. He hid the shoes down the front of his pants. (Now that's a man who takes risks for the women in his life!)

His "career" was going swell and he had orders for various items of clothing too. He stole nearly $1,000 worth of shoes and clothing.

Now I know that stealing is a big no-no, but when you think about it, men always "protect" their wives by omitting things that can "hurt" them. So I am pretty sure if this guy has a wife, he probably never told her about the details of his "business", but I'm sure he often surprised her with some of his pickings.

This gives a whole new meaning to the standard "Honey, I'm home." conversation. Imagine him coming home every day with a new pair of shoes...

Yes, I know! Stealing is wrong and this guy is now in jail - where he belongs.  My hubby is still the best, as he doesn't care what shoes I wear, as long as I am happy - and he won't be going to jail anytime soon.

But tell me you weren't tempted by the idea of new shoes, daily?

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